nighthob

woclasscarrier asked:

sometimes you get all sorts of funny creatures from the sea, and then there's the sculptured slipper lobster

iguanamouth answered:

when i firs t read this i thought you were literally just throwing unrelated words together but. no. no. its a real thing. lets say “slipper lobster” thirty times real quick just for fun

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 there it is

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 theyre ALSO called sculpted mitten lobsters and they apparently just. hang out on the ocean floor and sleep all day, emerging at night to eat clams and crabs and probably human toes from divers who forget what theyre doing and try to wear it

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and theres more of them ! theres a whole damn family of shoe based crustaceans, none of which are actually true lobsters. some of them can get Really Colorful, like this regal slipper lobster

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the largest of em is the aesop slipper lobster, which can get up to 20 inches in length. thats almost two feet. two feet of slipper lobster. jesus christ

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sarcasmismyonlyoffense

musicofthenightpoto:

spooky-danger:

I can’t watch Phantom of the Opera without remembering the one time in high school when we had a spirit week and our final day was called “Music of the Night” because that was the theme of our homecoming dance. I was literally the only person at school who dressed up as Christine and everyone else was the Phantom. By lunch I had about 20 Phantoms serenading me and chasing me down the hallways.

THAT SOUNDS AMAZING

imagine-sabriel

mishasminions:

"You know what he said to me? ‘Yeah, don’t sweat it. Wanna buy some dope?’"

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT SAM WAS WAITING FOR DEAN OUTSIDE WHILE DEAN CHECKED A PASSED-OUT CAS INTO THE MOTEL. FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT THE LIKELY SCENARIO WOULD HAVE BEEN THAT DEAN HAD TO PRETEND THAT HE AND CAS WERE “HONEYMOONERS” WHO HAD A LITTLE TOO MUCH TO DRINK AND HAD EVERY INTENTION OF HAVING MARATHON SEX SO THEY DIDN’T WANT TO BE DISTURBED. FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT THE MANAGER WANTED TO SELL THEM DRUGS BECAUSE HE PROBABLY ASSUMED THAT DEAN AND CAS WERE HOMOSEXUALS WHO LIKED TO PARTY.